Kevin Pollak Chat Show

Kevin Pollak Chat Show

Fan of the Kevin Pollak Chat Show? If not, you should be! Charming interviews with awesome people, what is not to love? I first drew Kevin and Jaime Fox, then tried to go for the crew as well, but I was suffering from Google Fail, and wasn’t sure if I had the right people, and I know I’m missing some. Anywho… Since they seem to fan of both The Simpsons and Mad Men over at the Chat Show, I decided to mash-up the themes.

Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach

Kevin Smith is doing a Podcast with his lovely wife called “Plus One“, and they’re really pretty adorable.

Paul, Storm, and the Bumbergiff

In Paul and Storm‘s 103rd the question was asked – what the heck is a Bumbergiff? I couldn’t find the answer, aside from Bumber meaning Umbrella… So naturally I imagined an umbrella being used as a boat and old timey Paul (with his new beard!) and Storm.

That’s all for now! Happy New Year!

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Jasika Nicole and Astrid from Fringe

Jasika Nicole as Astrid from Fringe! I love Fringe. I hope they stay on the air long enough to finish the story!

Art by Jade Gordon

My BFF’s little kid said, referring to her fist, “this is the train because you are the train track. Choo choo!” and proceeded to beat her mother in the face.

Having done some parenting, I sympathize with how painful it is when very little kids do things like this, but at the same time, it is so darn hard not to laugh until you cry at something so outrageous from a little kid.

So… now this is an in joke with my other friends, when we get mad at each other in a silly way, we just yell “CHOO CHOO MOTHER#@&*$#”… It amuses us at least. *cough* I bet Sam Jackson would be proud.

Marc maron

Do you listen to Marc Maron’s WTF Podcast? Of course you do. This was inspired by a morning rant Marc had on Twitter.

Kevin Smith

In Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier’s SModcast #149, Kevin talked about the effects during the Quidditch scenes of the most recent Harry Potter movie being really believable. I immediately picked up a pencil.

Art by Jade Gordon

I was inspired to draw a little Fatshion.

That’s it for today! Have a lovely Holiday!

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Art by Jade Gordon

A little angelic/fairy art for you, in a somewhat seasonal mood.

Art by Jade Gordon

If you can’t tell by the thumbnail, that is NSFW!

You see, the creator of the amazing adult’s only webcomic Oglaf got complaints of too many dicks in the comic, making it “gay”, and this is my response to that.

In other news, check out the Store/Shopping Links in the menu, I added a couple more stores with stuff you may find appealing.

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I have a few things to put up today!

Steamcon Staff T-shirt

This was the Steamcon Staff T-shirt that I designed art for!

Philanthropic Space Pigs

Molly Lewis Birthday

It was also Molly Lewis‘ birthday, and it turns out that Nov. 23 was also the birthday of Boris  Karloff and Harpo Marx… so…

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I’m trying to get things updated now that the site is fixed! I’ve added a quick gallery for fabrics, and I can finally easily put up images again!

I was listening to A Bit of a Chat with Ken Plume, with guest Jonathan Coulton. There was talk of how the upcoming album would be lacking monkeys. This is a sad monkey waiting by the phone.

If you enjoy that podcast, I highly, highly recommend checking out Mr. Plume’s chats with Mike Phirman,  and Adam Savage. Really, there and many amazing interviews that he’s done!

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Well, some of the tech here is still out of order, but for now, I will resort to old fashioned efforts! Here is a long summary of various things I’ve been up to in the recent months.

A little fan art of Marian Call that I’d done before the show. I was fortunate enough to gift her a copy at the show that I went to, and later, Peter Sagal mentioned it on Twitter. ::NPR SQUEE::

I LOVE Fringe, so it was only natural that I draw my favorite character. Man, I just adore John Noble.

If you aren’t on to Mike Phirman yet, you should catch up! So funny and talented! You should also catch both of his chats with Ken Plume. They’ve got fantastic chemistry!

In Episode 8 of Kevin Smith and Ronald Garman’s Hollywood Babble On podcast, Kevin imagined doing the podcast as Muppets… forgetting for a moment that it’s audio. Pretty much any mention of Muppets and I start itching to create, so… And much to my shock, in Episode 9, they talked about the art. My name was mixed up with someone else who sent in art, but I still delight in having been called a “Motherfucker”. *giggle* I also feel uncommonly qualified to refer to Richard Garman with any name I so choose.

So now I’m really excited, but the next piece that came to mind was a short comic that crosses over with many of the SModcasts. If you’re not already fan, or not quite caught up, this may not make a lot of sense. I will at least give this background: Rudyard Garman has a thing both for Emma Stone and Owls, Malcolm Ingram tends to be overly sensitive in defending himself… and I think I’ll assume you know about Harry Potter. I should also be very clear – this comic is NSFW, kinda rude, and generally comedically filthy.

Full Comic, NSFW!!

This was a painting that I started live on the internet. If I can ever figure out how to sort out space, lighting, and what to do with it next, I will probably do it via Ustream.


These are but a few recent fabrics that I’ve released via Spoonflower. I think it’s safe to say I’m still pretty addicted to designing fabrics.

A little beefcake-y Halloween art.

A little winter holiday related art.

I made ice cream! Sage, Butter, Cranberry, Brown Sugar and Grape, topped with candied walnut. It needs work, some stuff didn’t really come through in the flavor department.

I’ll be presenting some stuff in the Steamcon II art show, and this is basically the art design for what you’ll see on the Staff t-shirts.

The art to accompany my bio for Steamcon II. My Bio?

Jade Gordon, also known as J-99-B1, is the fourth model in the Artistic Automaton series. Her exterior is a beautiful combination of oak and polished brass, complemented by tasteful tapestries. Inside, an advanced Aesthet-o-matic Engine, with over 36 gears, controls everything from Jade’s themes to her characters to her choice of media. Recurrent ouput modes include digital art, caricature, fabric designs, webcomics and more! Manufactured in Upstate New York, the Jade Gordon is now located in Seattle, Washington. The J-99-B1 can run for up to twelve hours on 50 oz. solution comprised of water, glucose, sodium, and other simple chemicals. Additional schematics & information available at jadegordon.com, and popular websites such as Spoonflower.com, Flickr.com, and Twitter.com.

This is the full color finished piece that the bio pic comes from.

During the 100th episode of Paul and Storm’s podcast, someone sent in a question for the special guest, Molly Lewis. It was “What is cuter, Molly, or a cartoon bunny Molly?” Flawed question! So… my pencil started scratching, and now I ask you, “What is cuter, cartoon bunny Molly, cartoon bunny Paul, or cartoon bunny Storm?”

Oh how I love w00tstock! I wondered what they’d all look like as Muppets… I started out just trying to draw the core group, but I had to keep things reasonable. This took a long time!

WHEW. And now, I need to go rest up, in a few hours I have to eat a radioactive sammich so doctors can examine my insides. Good times.

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I, like many others, have discovered Spoonflower, a DIY fabric printing service. In order to sell fabric via this service, you must first order samples. I document below the designs I tried, and how the samples turned out.

About the sample images: The upper left is generally the original graphic, the upper right is generally how it looks printed on each fabric, the bottom left is generally to show the underside and show through, and the bottom right is generally to show how it looks held up to a light. The center is generally a more accurate color representation (scanned as opposed to photos).

Printed on upholstery-weight twill, Pattern setting: half-drop repeat

Printed on Quilting Weight, Pattern setting: half-brick repeat

Printed on Quilting Weight, Pattern setting: half-drop repeat

Printed on linen-cotton canvas, Pattern setting: half-brick repeat

Printed on Organic Cotton Knit, Pattern setting: basic repeat

This last one is a character from my children’s book.

These are the fabrics I have up for sale, but on my Spoonflower Profile, I have a lot of other concepts posted. Given that I don’t have endless funds for sample ordering, I’d love feedback and requests (I may or may not be able to honor ’em, but I’d still like the input) for what folks might be interested in.

My favorite fabrics are the Knit and Twill, but the canvas is pretty appealing too. The twill seems by far the best at getting details to show up, and the canvas is pretty crisp with details.

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During the week of Thanksgiving, I was hosting friends from afar, and as a treat, they took my partner and I to see a Teatro Zinzanni show.

Teatro Zinzanni
(Deviant Art Link)

The show features a variety of acts, and I could be in love with Beaumount & Caswell ! The whole production from the wait staff, the meals, the performers, the decor… just everything was masterful and wonderful. I am so lucky to have such amazing friends! This wins Thanksgiving forever!

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Seasonal Card

Please bear with me as I test things out a bit, and get acclimated to the new system here!

The above image is a preview of the Holiday Card I hope to send out this year! You can find it on DA, click here!

In the future I will try to publish sketches, previews, and new art here. Until then, I have set up some galleries for you to enjoy. Thank you for visiting! (And if, for some reason, you wish to view the old site, it can still be found here.)

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